(funny) shayeri

who r u ?
why do u message me ??
who gave u my number ?
never message me again ??
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meine kabhi aisa kaha hai?
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nahi na..!!
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tu message kyu nhi kerte .
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ab tek meri life ek khuli botel thi,
jisme sub perfume ki terah ud raha tha,
per apke ane se sub koch ruk gya,
bhagwan kre app jaisa DHAKKEN sub ko mile.
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FLASH NEWS:- the orbit white
buffalo is dead.company searching 4 a new buffalo.
so b careful.. i dnt wana loose u.. plz dnt go outside.
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1st line 2 b written in xams by santa:
"copy mein likhe sare ans kalpnik hain.
inka kisi bok se koi lena dena nhi hai,
ager hai to ise mehj 1 sanyog mana jaye"
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khayalo ko kisi ahat ki ass rehti hai,
nigahon ko kisi surat ki talash rehti hai,
tere bina koi kami to nhi dost,
bus gali wali jamadarni udas rehti hai.
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chamekte chaand ko titliyaan satane lgi,
apki khushi se duniyaan jagmagane lgi,
dekh k apko hr kli gungonane lgi,
ab to fekte fekte mujhe b neend ane lgi.
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ae kudiyaan bahot shetaan ne,
pel wich ked leindi jaan ne,
pehlaan dendiyaan sohni smile di look,
phir pocho te kehndiyaan ne
DEAR I M ALREADY BOOK.
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ishq k jaam ko aise na piyo ,
ki adha piya adha chod diya,
ye pyaar hai mera koi VIM bar nhi,
ki thoda sa lagaya or ho gya.
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app kya jano apko kitna miss kerte hain,
mano ya na mano her pel friyaad kerte hain,
khat likhte hain cartoon network ko,
or apko dikhane ki fermaish kerte hain,
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kitni mushkil se kudret ne tujhe banaya hoga,
pehle dnto ko teydha phir ankho ko ander or galoon ko pichkaya hoga,
kano ko bitha ker naak ko uper chadaya hoga,
sach much rab ne tujhe badi fursat se bhanaya hoga,
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bewafa se kbi pyaar nhi hota,
merne k baad intzar nhi hota,
dosti dekh ker kerna zamane mein,
kyo ki her koi meri terha,
swwt , lovly or smart nhi hota,
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ye na socho ki tumein bhul gye hum,
yaad tumein din raat kerte hain hum,
jub b tumhari yaad ati hai tab,
"jal to jalal tu ai bala ko taal to"
ka jaap kerte hain,
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wounderful combination in this world:

heart n beat
night n moon
music n song
rose n love
fish n water
my coustly msg n teri free ki smile.
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if u have any problem bindas tell me
i'll help u,
if u dnt have any problem,
bindas tell me,
i'll create sum 4 u,
afterall hum hain kisliye,
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na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,
na mujhe kisi k dard ki talash hai,
jo mera phone ko apna samaj ker recharh kerwaye,
mujhe us dost ki talash hai,
app ache dost ben sakte ho.
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Barsenge"""""""""""
barsenge"""""""""""
hamare sms ajj phir barsenge,
tumhari 5 paise ki muskaan k liye,
ajj hum phir kai rupaye kharchenge,
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Ajj ka sawal.

mahabba ho jati hai ya kerni padti hai ?

ans:-

very simple

ladki khobsurat ho to ho jati hai.

ager ladki amir ho to kerni padti hai.
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tu dur sahi , majbur sahi,,,
tu dur sahi , majbur sahi,,
per yaad tumhari ati hai..
tu julfein wahaan jattkati ho,,
joaein yahaan hir jatti hain..
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arz hai..
k ruthe hain aise wo humse ki hum
sach mein unhe manna leinge..
wah - wah
itna waqt koon jaya kare,
itne me to hum dusri pata leinge..
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arz hai...
jub apki yaad ati hai tu apka sms pad lete hain..
jub apka dekhna ho to ankhe bend ker lete hain..
jub apki awaz son-ni ho to..
gali k kisi kutte ko laat maar dete hain..
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kash...pyar ka insurance ho jata..
pyaar kerne se pehle premium bharwaya jata..
pyaar mein waffa mili tu theek ..
wernw bewaffaon pe jo khercha hota..
uska claim to mil jata..
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zindagi ki rahon pe jub b koi mod aye..
zindagi ki rahon pe jub b koi mod aye..
kirpayaa indigeter de..horn bajayein or mud jayein..
thoda dhayaan se dost..
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meri zindagi per bus itna ahsaan kerdo..
ek benaam si mahobbat mere naam ker do.
ek shubah ko milo or sham ker do..
or sham tek mere ghar k sare kaam kerdo..
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